Late yesterday afternoon, heck it may have been nighttime (who can tell when it stays light until around 10 p.m.), I went out to the store to help 'zap' me out of my Sunday Blues.
I was wandering around the store, not really needing to buy anything, when I heard this loud clack clack clack. I turned around, and there was this tall blonde girl. That's right.. the kind of girl I think we all "hate". About 5"10', beautiful long blonde hair, a size 0 (or maybe a 2 on a bad day), nice tan, sparkling white teeth, etc etc etc...
HOWEVER, I happened to look down at her shoes which were causing all the loud noise, and noticed her GNARLY TROLL FEET. That's right.. I'm talking about the second and third toe being longer than the big toe. The rest were all "knuckley" and nasty looking. Sure they were pedicured, but hey, that's just like putting lipstick on a pig!
Feeling much better, I smiled and remembered.. I HAVE PRETTY FEET!!! :-)