My White House Staff

As President, what positions would my friends fill? After extensive research, the Lori R. White House will consist of:

The First Family:

• Marty B. - The First Gentleman. He'll be in charge of the White House Staff
• Debbie B. - First Sister. This would also mean that my nephews would each have a Secret Service Agent tailing them at all times! :-)
• Sandy R. - First Mom. In England, they have the Queen Mother. I'd like everyone to refer to my mom as the First Mom.
• Bogie R. - First Pet. My White House will be a cat friendly environment. No pooches allowed!
  

White House and Cabinet Positions

• Aidreen H. - White House Nutritionist. If you need to now how many points are in a brownie, just let her know!
• Amy W. - Secretary of Interior - This would mean she would "OFFICALLY" be in charge of beaches.
• Brian D. - Secretary of Agriculture - Ahhh.. a job protecting soil, water, forests and other natural resoures. Watch out for those forest fires.
• Cindy G. - Office of Interior Design for the White House. No offense Laura, Hillary and Barbara, but I have more modern tastes. Time to spruce up the joint.
• Danny D. Surgeon General of Holistic Medicines. - uhm.....
• Dawn D. - Secretary of Homeland Security - Ahh finally, she can deal with her pesty neighbor!
• Erin C. - White House Chef - Have you tried her stuffed mushrooms???
• Jasen W. - Official Dungeon Master... I'm a little scared by that ;-)
• Jason F. - Secretary of Housing and Development - This has nothing to do with wanting to see him in a toolbelt! :-)
• Jessica M. - White House Press Secretary - She promises to make me look good.
• Jodi Y. - Secretary of State. She'll do a great job establishing foreign policy. I mean come on.. she's a natural
• Jodie D. - White House Chief of Staff - She's calm, level headed, listens to me without telling me I'm crazy! I need her at my right hand!!
• Julie H. - Secretary of Education. Come on .. this one just makes sense!
• Karlee R. - Ambassador to Italy. How many people do you know who honeymoon in Italy?
• Kathy W. - White House Personal Shopper. I've seen her on her lunch hour. She's a pro!
• Kyle P. - Official White House Wine Steward. He'll be in charge of all things alcoholic.
• Tiffany Y. - Secretary of Animal Welfare - Even though my White House will be limited to cats (and ducks) she'll do an excellent job directing the care of our nations animals.
• Matt C. - Secretary of Defense. Matt won't take any crap from rogue nations.
• Monica C. - White House Personal Trainer - No slacking allowed. She'll have you running stairs in no time!
• Rand H. - Ambassador to the U.N - You're just all going to have to deal with it!!
• Seth D. - Secretary of Labor - He's smart and fair and will help get people back to work. Of course, there's no telling how many jobs he'll have while in office.
• Stephen E. - As requested, Stephen is the official White House Gardner!
• Tammy F. - Attorney General. She's tough.. She'll tell it to you straight.. and now she's in charge of the lawyers!
• Todd B - Secretary of live entertainment. He'll be booking lots of fun musical acts. DMB!!
• Tori W. - White House Psychiatrist or the West Wing Elevator operator. She has many diverse talents.

Other important points:

• All previous boyfriends will become Ambassadors to freezing and miserable or hot and desolate locations.
• Rather than t-ball on the front yard, I'm suggesting mud-ball.
• We'll be adding a duck pond to the estate.
• Diet-coke is the beverage of choice. Sorry, no Pepsi allowed.

If you don't see your name listed above, I'm sorry. Drop me a note and tell me what position you think you'd like. :-)